Red White and PewPew Tee -Taylor's oldtown Farmhouse

Introducing the Red, White, and Pew Pew Tee—because nothing says “land of the free, home of the brave” like mixing patriotism with firearms. This isn’t just a shirt, it’s a wearable declaration that hot dogs taste better with freedom and fireworks look better with a little pew pew energy.

Crafted with soft cotton that’s tougher than overcooked steak at a neighborhood cookout, this tee is built for BBQ battles, backyard showdowns, and the occasional unsolicited history lesson about 1776.

Warning: Side effects of wearing this shirt may include:

• Spontaneous chants of “’MURICA!”

• An increased craving for bacon-wrapped anything

• Strangers asking where they can get one (don’t worry, we’ve got extras)

So go ahead, throw it on, crack open a cold one, and let freedom ring—loud, proud, and pew pew proud.